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Conan O'Brien: "The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'"

Stephen Colbert: "Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car."

Johnny Carson: "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."

Jon Stewart: "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

Andy Borowitz: Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don't have on Chinese products.

Date: 2011-11-24 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armfis.livejournal.com
у Стюарта - просто шикарно =)

Date: 2011-11-24 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nasy.livejournal.com
Мне больше всего последняя понравилась :) Она really the American way.

Date: 2011-11-24 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kroshkaboo.livejournal.com
Мне тоже больше всех приглянулась Стюартовская)

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